I want to be less accessible
I think I want to be less accessible. I want to be less connected and reachable by strangers i’ve never met. I want to know less about my high school acquaintances’ auto shop and the difficult decision he had to make buying cribs for his baby that’s on the way. I want to hear my friends recount the whimsy of a random weekday off without hearing the phrase “well you saw my grid post” or “did you see my story?”
Oh fuck here we go. Another millennial with the hot take that social media is making us worse. I mean yeah. Kind of.
I deleted all social media apps from my phone and completely deleted my twitter in including my porny show off twitter and bluesky. Apart from substack I only had reddit on my phone as a way to keep up with news, trends, alerts and, if I’m being completely real, hot hairy dads posting pole and face for DL validation from people like me on /gaybears and /fathairybears. Every morning, in the same way I would browse instagram or twitter, I would endlessly scroll reddit as a habitual salve on the wound that is my day. This, as you may have guessed, only made me feel worse wondering why, in the same way I had felt like shit after scrolling socials, I suddenly feel that same sense of dread and disconnect. So I deleted it.
In the day to day I get bored on my phone. swiping across pages of apps searching for something too waste precious hours of my day on. Youtube reels of dropout tv shows and true crime videos like ‘I didn’t know my son was a murderer.’ But those are easier to check out of. They provide very little and once I grow a littler weary, it’s very easy to log off and put my phone away.
I no longer feel the sting of fomo or the shame of inadequacy by comparison. I have no frame of reference to compare my weekend to, apart from basking in the glow of my own personal peace. When friends reach out it feels more intentional. They didn’t just see my name pop up in a story grid in their pocket. They thought of me and texted and we make plans to go get lunch or go skating and it feels nourishing. It feels real.
“What do you even mean by real?” you know exactly what the fuck I mean. An organic human connection with an intention to spend precious time together. Devoid of the posturing or curation of a social media presence or the incessant need to document and categorize our experience for the consumption of others. I’ll take a photo and then it lives in my pocket for months. One day years down the line it’ll pop up as a photo memory and remind me of that fun time we had and Ill call you and we’ll chat and say “it’s been too long” and we’ll have a day together chatting about how everything has changed but how we still feel the same. And in these small romantic happenstances bookmarked by the bustle of day to day survival and highlighted by the love we share for one another year over year and decade over decade, we’re together even when we’re apart. We’re living. We’re discovering. We’re growing.
I think you should delete your instagram and get off twitter and abandon snapchat. Go to a fucking gay bar and work up the courage to flirt with a stranger. Respect your own privacy and keep your own peace. Slow down and meander a bit. Let the hours wash over you in wonder and stop maximizing your hustle you stupid alpha loser. Take a fucking breath and start living.
Or don’t. Who the fuck am I to tell you what to do. Just another profile on another social media site trying to sell you an idea and a character.
I love you.
-Eric